Life in Singapore ..

In Singapore , the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings(HDB), and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying(PAP).



The Singapore Govt has been ruled by PAP , Pay and Pay . Its two Opposition Parties the SWP ( Singapore Workers Party ) and the SDP ( Singapore Democratic Party ) is telling Singaporeans So Why Pay ? ( SWP ) and SDP says So Don't Pay .



Not only do you have to pay and pay , the Public Utilities Board ( PUB ) wants you to Pay Until Bankrupt

(PUB). ?



If that's not enough, somebody The Public Water Board still Purposely Wants to Dig(PWD) and get more from you.



So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?



And you have that DBS Bank forever sucking blood money , that's why it's called Dirty Blood Suckers Bank or Damned Bloody Stupid Bank .



With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA), which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).



And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system. When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital(MOH).

You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.



If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you, and you will be Sure to Give up Hope(SGH).



To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway(COE)...

If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP)on the roads.

If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train(MRT), OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS ).

Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax, not even the good old place we used to go because it has become So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!



HDB ~ Housing and Development Board

PAP ~ People's Action Party, led by Mr Lee Hsien Loong

MOE ~  Ministry of Education

DBS ~  DBS, a leading bank in Singapore

MAS ~ Monetary Authority of Singapore

PSA ~ Port of Singapore Authority

POSB ~ POS Bank

LTA ~ Land Transport Authority

MOH ~ Ministry of Health

CPF ~ Central Provident Fund 

NUH ~ National University Hospital

SGH ~ Singapore General Hospital

COE ~ Certificate of Entitlement

ERP ~ Electronic Road Pricing

MRT ~ Mass Rapid Transit

SBS ~ Singapore Bus Service

SENTOSA ~  Sentosa, which translates to peace and tranquility in Malay, is a popular island resort in Singapore, visited by some five million people a year. Attractions include a two-kilometre long sheltered beach, Fort Siloso, two golf courses and two five-star hotels, and the Resorts World Sentosa, featuring the theme park Universal Studios Singapore.